The Twelve Steps to Unbastardization
How to Recover From Civilization
by Lindzey Michelle, Lorne Feeser, Mahdi Asad, Cain Decarias, Robbie Milejczack, and Revan Filiaexdeus
In Summer of 2014, a group of misfit wanderers, adventurers, hippies, beatniks, yuppies, hitchhikers, yoga students, martial artists - in short, a wretched hive of scum and villainy - chose to undertake a quest of spiritual, mental, and physical transformation by venturing into the Appalachian Wilderness north of Springer Mountain, Georgia.
This is their story.
bastard (n) - a person who is far too civilized, without purpose or guidance, an individual who has yet to be adopted into the covenant of true wilderness in the presence of those fellows currently in the process of unbecoming bastards